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Excrementally

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.
Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.
by TruculentPug September 7, 2008
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Excrementuously

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine…

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
by Evolingualways July 28, 2009
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Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.
Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!
by yeah whatever January 21, 2005
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excrementally

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"
"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."
by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017
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excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.
1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
by diogio rome April 15, 2009
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Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.
Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?
by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009
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