Excrapolate

1. To remove or eliminate crap or shit from a system, in particular, a dysfunctional department or bureaucratic organization.

2. To "cut-through" a bureaucratic shit storm and accomplish a task.

related words: excrapolation, excrapolator

Dilbert said "To improve the constipated decision-making at our oversized and bloated department, we must excrapolate the wasteful practices!!"

The new employee said, "There are so many policies and procedures in this friggin' department, only an experienced excrapolator can get anything done!!"

by El Heje July 24, 2008

Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.

Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!

by yeah whatever January 21, 2005

Exclamation pants

What happens in one's pants when they see something sexy and aren't afraid to hide it.

Seeing that foxy girl turned my trousers into exclamation pants.

by Exclamation Explanation June 20, 2017

extramarital sex

having sex outside of marriage.

that bitch tyrone's been fucking as a side order, is noting like his main meal devanney. fuck that extramarital sex.

by tomnur August 5, 2008

excrementally

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Exclamation Whore

n. A person who over uses Exclamation Points when writing note to people or when talking on MSN Messenger.

For Example – “Hey! What’s up! How you been!!!!!!”

“My History teacher is such a Exclamation Whore”

by Gavousness October 11, 2005