1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
by thewise June 11, 2013
Get the exasturbatemug. by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009
Get the exasturbationmug. When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.
Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.
by OblongShlong September 3, 2013
Get the exasturbationmug. Exasturbate
verb | /ˈɛgˌzæstərˌbeɪt/
1. To theatrically over-stimulate or exaggerate a trait, emotion, or concept often for self-glorification, irony, or attention.
2. To metaphorically “stroke” your own identity, quirks, or aesthetic in a way that’s excessive but intentional.
verb | /ˈɛgˌzæstərˌbeɪt/
1. To theatrically over-stimulate or exaggerate a trait, emotion, or concept often for self-glorification, irony, or attention.
2. To metaphorically “stroke” your own identity, quirks, or aesthetic in a way that’s excessive but intentional.
“He wasn’t mad, he was just exasturbating his persona to stay on-brand.”
“I was joking about sharing Hopsin, btw—I just wanted to exasturbate the STIM in my name.” -stim shady
“I was joking about sharing Hopsin, btw—I just wanted to exasturbate the STIM in my name.” -stim shady
by Stim Shady April 29, 2025
Get the Exasturbatemug. by gulliermo August 22, 2018
Get the Exasturbatemug. by furcentre October 5, 2021
Get the exasturbatemug. "Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "
"A violent form of masturbating."
"A violent form of masturbating."
by Breastfinder November 2, 2020
Get the Exasturbatingmug.