1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
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Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
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John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
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John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
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