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exmasturbate

From the word exacerbate: to make a situation worse through masturbation.
"I had the worse day ever! I got a parking ticket, failed my Calc exam, and to top it all off, my mom caught me jerking off."

"You really exmasturbated that, huh?"
by anotherjenny October 15, 2011
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Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.
She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.
by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022
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exhausterbate

When you just can't get to sleep, and counting sheep for the umpteenth time ain't cuttin' it...
"My gosh, it's midnight! If I'm going to get up for that 6:30 tee-off, I've got to get to sleep...time to EXHAUSTERBATE!
by The Sieve August 15, 2009
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Exhausterbated

I am so Exhausterbated.
by Bater99 May 4, 2011
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Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate
During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.
by sol sixxa May 23, 2010
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Elasterbate

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.
Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.
by just some dood January 28, 2010
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exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.
I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.
by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010
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