Ewalt

An astoundingly good looking blonde male with a huge ego. His huge ego is due to his equally huge penis and his skill in both picking women up and consequently having sex with them.

"Why is Justin Timberlake such an Ewalt?"
"Well I've heard he's got a 9-inch dick."
"Oh that makes sense."

by DRajay April 8, 2009

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Ewald

A Ewald is a person with a heart of gold. Ewald's is the bestest friend you can ever ask for. He is the kind of person anyone will fall for. Ewald is a hard worker and never gives up. He love with all his heart and know what his heart wants. He will always be by your side through tick and tun. Brilliant sportsmanship and help's everyone. He is the best person you kan meet on earth.

Who is that handsome guy?
: it looks like a Ewald because look how he is helping everyone.

by Matthew Marks May 18, 2020

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Ewald

A Ewald is a person with a heart of gold. Ewald's is the bestest friend you can ever ask for. He is the kind of person anyone will fall for. Ewald is a hard worker and never gives up. He love with all his heart and know what his heart wants. He will always be by your side through tick and tun. Brilliant sportsmanship and help's everyone. He is the best person you kan meet on earth.

Who is that handsome guy?
: it looks like a Ewald because look how he is helping everyone.

by Matthew Marks May 18, 2020

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Ewaldo

Ewaldo’s comes into your lives and leaves you astonished.

Once you’ll meet Ewaldo you already know that you’ll never be the same for the rest of your life.
His great personality combined with his smooth voice will make you his victim, leaving you with PTSD as soon as he disappear.

Their music taste are so awesome that you’ll stay in bed, dreaming about scenarios with him (mostly naked).

Kindness is their master word, so keep on your Ewaldo’s.

Omg I just met a guy named Ewaldo and now I want 5 babies.

by Sonny974 November 22, 2021

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