A witch named Evren went to a half Spanish-half english kindergarten class and met a little Hispanic boy that we're going to call Mike. Although their language barrier was impenetrable, Evren's mother was convinced that he had a crush on her daughter. This frustration led to Evren casting a spell, turning Mike into a parakeet, and renaming him Picket. To this day his cries of "Hola mi nombre es Mike," ring throughout the roomy cylindrical domes that Evren calls home.
by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022
Get the Evren's Cursemug. This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.
"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"
by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022
Get the Evren's Cursemug.