Eusebio

Full name Eusebio da Silva Ferreira. Born in Mozambique. Kidnapped to Portugal. Became a legend in Soccer.
He scored 638 goals in 614 games for Benfica!
He was the top scorer in the 1966 World Cup with 9 goals!

Eusebio and Pele are nicknamed the Black Diamonds.

by Soccerfan123454321 October 23, 2011

Eusebio

Extremely sexy man with a huge dick. A guy most girls want.

girl 1: Im dating Eusebio!
girl 2: Luck bitch! He is so fine!

by ILuvYhu November 5, 2012

Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

Euker

A vaguely sexual act involving a chair and a stealthy assault to the victim's buttocks.

Donny straddled the chair in order to euker John from behind who leaned over in his seat.

You just eukered my bunghole, dude!!

by PBC Boyz June 22, 2011

eustress

Eustress is good stress. Stress is simply an external stimulus, eustress is the feeling you get when overcome with the excitement and anticipation of a desired outcome.Eustress was first introduced by Hans Selye MD, an endocrinologist. Eustress is defined as "stress that is healthy, or gives one a feeling of fulfillment or other positive feelings. Eustress is a process of exploring potential gains"

The eustress of the moment overcame him with passion as he contemplated the realization of his goals

by sales manager March 4, 2009

EUSSR

EUSSR is the product of the amalgamation of the acronyms EU (European Union) and USSR (Union of Socialist Soviet Republics).

Eurosceptics use the term EUSSR to connect the tyranny of the EU with the tyranny of the USSR.

Britain forced to comply with new EUSSR law granting prisoners the right to vote.

by BritishNationalist April 11, 2009

Euler's Toilet

The state of being in the middle of so much math that it turns to shit.

"I'm working on some newton fractals... and now I'm totally in Euler's Toilet"

by orethx December 9, 2008