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emologist

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
by Bryant September 15, 2004
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everologist

person who is a self assuming expert on everything
kevin is an everologist
by Ian Vi. August 15, 2014
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urologist

a person who enjoys correcting others' grammar on the Internet.
guy: where's that guy get off telling me I used the wrong "you're" in that sentence?

friend: must be some kind of urologist
by happytester December 31, 2008
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entologist

If you have any ENT problems, consult the entologist.
by uttam maharjan June 19, 2010
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Neurologist

Normally it means someone who studies the nerves and the brain, but when used in an angry, directed tone it means every bad name known to man, all directed at a person to degrade them to the lowest point possible.
He's the lowliest douche bag ever, I can't stand him, he's such a neurologist.
by -DarkDraeco- October 20, 2010
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Urologist

A complete dumbass in every sense of the word, making a complete fool of oneself each time one speaks. An idiot. Often accused of having piss for brains, hence the term.
"Who's he? A urologist?" "Yeah, he has piss for brains."
by Kenny "Bujie" Reeder June 13, 2008
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Egologist

A gossip magazine editor/reporter who studies(stalks) the lives of celebrities and their daily routines to find dirt about them.

Also counselor for celebrities and
Guy 1: So Michelle what do you do for living?

Girl 1: I'm a magazine editor for celebExpose

Girl 2: You mean you're a egologist?

Everyone: laughs
by K.Akiano July 23, 2010
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