eylene

I agrl who seems obsessed with Omarion Grandberry

Eylene glued a dildo to Omarions poster, c'mon Eylene, get over it, O doesn't like you :(

by misunderstood_monkey May 10, 2005

esalen massage

Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.

After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.

by john5535meaders March 19, 2007

eslense

The general type of word to describe the holy sapients who dwell in the god realm. These beings are occasionally seen plowing females so hard with their 15 inch horse cocks the females develop motor neuron disease and start to develop recurring nightmares about the aforementioned horse cock.

Person 1: God aint got shit on that eslense
Person 2: True shit

by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018

eaylen

A godly mf who is down to earth and you can be chill with him any time.

Hey yo! Look theres Eaylen, lets hang out with him.

by Eaylen September 26, 2021

esllen

If you find a person named esllen, you found a rare one. It’s a very unique name for a person to have. Esllen is the definition of long shlong. If you find a esllen just know he has a very long dong on him. He/She is so creative in finding ways to make ppl laugh and has a very kind heart. And is a very fine looking of a human being

Person 1: OMG is that esllen, I heard they are very good in bed
Person 2: bruh esllen is so damn fine

by your daddies favorite November 22, 2021

esclent

esclent is short for escape l enter which is the way to leave a roblox game

im boutta esclent this game its so bad

by lucyythekittyy December 27, 2025

The Esalen Incident

In the 1970s at the Esalen Institute a group of very smart people with PhD's attempted to make a semi-scientific inquiry into the validity and robustness of living in a closed polyamorous community. The experiment failed, as despite their best intentions of seeing and interacting with everyone "equally", the typical human behaviors of favoritism, jealousy, ostracism etc broke down relationships and made it impossible to keep harmony.

Anon: "So what's going on at Esalen this decade?"
Esalen dabbler: "Some sort of female orgasm law-of-attraction empowerment training. Hope it doesn't end up like the Esalen incident."

by Aardvarkopotamus August 24, 2021