To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.
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Hartpury Equine Girls come in 3 types...
The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.
The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...
At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.
The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.
The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...
At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.
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noun
A term used in fields of philosophy to express certain depression after a movie/series/concert experience
synonyms: post concert depression , post movie depression , post tv series depression , post book series depression
noun
A term used in fields of philosophy to express certain depression after a movie/series/concert experience
synonyms: post concert depression , post movie depression , post tv series depression , post book series depression
Hao Xuan : Yo, dude... u okay??
Heidi : Nah, I'm experiencing equinereslative... just finished Hotel Del Luna yesterday... :")
Hao Xuan : Oh....that's tough, it's okay dude, let's grab some mcd to cheer up.
Heidi : Okay...btw, remember when you owe me a McFlurry?
Heidi : Nah, I'm experiencing equinereslative... just finished Hotel Del Luna yesterday... :")
Hao Xuan : Oh....that's tough, it's okay dude, let's grab some mcd to cheer up.
Heidi : Okay...btw, remember when you owe me a McFlurry?
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