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ENERGY

One of the best tasting Energy drinks around. A fizzy, light drink, it tastes like....something?
Very good, and has a tall and thin can.
"I bought another 10 cans of Energy"
by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003
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Energy

I only got brain cells for those who got brain cells for me.

I only got energy for those who got energy for me.

I only got money for those who got money for me.

So don't even come embarrass yourself and hurt your feelings in my life cause it all means I only fuck with those who fuck with me so respect yourself.
Positive vibes only.
Henry : I just got off the call with Ella, she wants us to go see her grandma, but it's weird cause we barely vibe, she usually don't got time for me

Mark : You do realize it's cause she don't got gas money or don't wanna pay for gas that's why she wants to go with you right?

Henry : Damn! Energy.

Mark : Energy
by Son_Of_Mars August 2, 2022
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adjective

1. term used when lazy, incoherent, and pathetic degen can't remember (and sometimes distort) the basic elementry phrase, "Treat others the way you would like to be treated". Normally used when they felt threatened over a small petty and forgetable feud. Noted that it sounds akin to cringy anime or psudo spritual belife ( e.g. astrology, zodiac signs) language/nomenclature.
1. "Keep that energy up"

2. "Imma match that energy"

(Note: the weird and cringy "dragonball"-esk talk)
by saladass9 October 12, 2022
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Energy

Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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Hym "Nah. I got energy. Big-time. The good kind too. AND! And, MORE OF IT than everyone else. It's palpable. Real thick energy. And if YOU fuckin had it... YOU would be able to measure it... With YOUR energy. But you don't got it. The energy YOU lack directly relates to your inability to measure my energy. What YOU need to do... Is go online... And hit up my merch store. What YOU need... Is my energy-cultivating Mala beads ($36.99) AND my new book 'How to has energy' now on sale for $32.18 and YOU TOO will have energy. LESS THAN ME! But energy none the less. So... You buy the book. You buy the beads. You now have energies (Several units of them) and then you can measure my immense energy and compare it to YOUR energy and SEE that it will never surpass my energy. And then you'll know! You'll know that... You'll SEE that my energy is the-it's of the highest quality (my energy). And, NO, you won't be able to see 'All energy' after you get yours. That would be preposterous. But you CAN both see and measure mine... For $69.17+tax...+shipping and handling... And, no, there is no bundle deal for buying both. YOU PAY FULL PRICE! Because you have no energy to trade (it's also currency to me)."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
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Hym "I have the energy! Alright!? All of it! The maximum amount! You can't HAVE any, ok!? All of it is mine! And YOU... Just don't want me to have more than you! But I'll always have more! MORE THAN EVERYONE!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.
My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire
by netteach March 14, 2003
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