An employee of Silver Bay Association, a small conference center in the Adirondacks. Emps work in housekeeping, the Boathouse, the Dining Hall, Collins Equipment Center, the Craft Shop, Children's Camps, Administration, and The Store. On their time off, they party at "the dunes" or relax on the dock of the ERC (emp recreation center). Working as an emp is one of the best jobs one can have.
by Snoopyyy September 20, 2009
Get the Empmug. "When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me
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by Dave March 31, 2004
Get the EMPmug. E.M.P. ee-em-pee noun:
1. An electromagnetic pulse (EMP) is a short burst of electromagnetic energy, which has the capacity to shutdown or completely destroy electronic equipment.
2. The completely incapacitating effect particular sexually attractive people or scenes have on a person's brain, leading to immediate and acute haziness, confusion, fumbling of words and concepts, the sensation of heat, and loss of leg strength. Adolescent males are generally severely susceptible to this phenomenon with any females they find attractive, while females and adult males suffer the emp effect more discriminately, according to their particular physical preferences, tastes, and kinks.
3. A person or scene who evokes #2 above.
1. An electromagnetic pulse (EMP) is a short burst of electromagnetic energy, which has the capacity to shutdown or completely destroy electronic equipment.
2. The completely incapacitating effect particular sexually attractive people or scenes have on a person's brain, leading to immediate and acute haziness, confusion, fumbling of words and concepts, the sensation of heat, and loss of leg strength. Adolescent males are generally severely susceptible to this phenomenon with any females they find attractive, while females and adult males suffer the emp effect more discriminately, according to their particular physical preferences, tastes, and kinks.
3. A person or scene who evokes #2 above.
1. That emp fried our navigation systems, captain!
2. Bill: "Why didn't you say anything to her." Perry *loosening his tie*: "That girl... so hot... emp..."
3. Horace, though. That guy is such an emp. I can't even think around him.
2. Bill: "Why didn't you say anything to her." Perry *loosening his tie*: "That girl... so hot... emp..."
3. Horace, though. That guy is such an emp. I can't even think around him.
by HoraceShmorace March 9, 2016
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Get the EMPmug. EMP is an acronym for Electronic Monitoring Program. It is when a person has to wear an ankle bracelet and be under home monitoring for a certain period of time. A person on EMP cannot step out of the house within a certain boundary. If that person has to go somewhere like to drug class or church they have notify their EMP P.O. before they leave and then once they arrive home. If they do try to leave and run around the streets the other side of the monitor where the probation offices are will begin beeping.
Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.
People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.
People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
by queefless August 5, 2009
Get the EMPmug.