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The God-Emperor of Mankind

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st millennia intent on universal domination under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his day job
Holy shit is that The God-Emperor of Mankind?
No, that's the sun.
Heretic.
by Loyal Imperial Citizen August 19, 2017
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Emediong

A person with a heart of gold. Extremely kind and always compassionate.
Puts others before herself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to her beliefs.
The best girlfriend one could ever ask for but could be very stubborn Beautiful Inside and out. Impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Could talk to her for hours about nothing.
Very mature for her age. She knows what she wants and how to get it.

Someone you will always want to have by your side-your life will change once you meet her.
I need an Emediong in my life.
by Dav Mencer February 3, 2020
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the Emperor

It is the 41st Millenium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperors will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquistion and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliends, heretics, mutants - and worse.
by Toe-Toe February 22, 2008
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Epic embed fail

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.
person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao
by ValorX April 5, 2021
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Expeddy

It's what I call my Eddie Bauer Expedition.
ExpEddy means, Exped=Expedition
Eddy= Eddie Bauer
= Expeddy.
Expeddy
My pimped out 2002 Expedition.
It's old now but I think this model is better looking than the newer and current Expeditions which are too boxy and have no sharp features.
by Expeddy October 30, 2008
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EmperiaL

The realm of the Most High; pertaining to things of the Angelic/Heavenly realm.
I love listening to EmperiaL music; its very soothing and edifying.
by DeMpeRa November 29, 2017
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Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.
"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man
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