motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

Emojitarded

The inability to use emojis in any proper fashion or the blatant misuse of emojis in the wrong context.

Susan is emojitarded. She used a smiley face emoji on her post about her fathers untimely death.

by BigHeadMapGuy May 3, 2017

remotarded

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.

Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.

by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007

emotardation

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.

"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."

by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

motarded

most retarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?

by staticbrain August 17, 2009