Embarassment

The way people feel when they realise that they've been spelling embarrassed wrong their whole lives.

He felt embarassment that he had been spelling embarrassed with only one 'r'. Obviously he led an extremely interesting life.

by coffeemist November 9, 2009

emberassment

The way a stupid fucktard spells "embarrassment."

I'm so smart in my attacks against Hilary Clinton! She's an emberassment! Wow, what an intelligent soul I am! Much more so than that liberal bitch!

by ForGoodGrammarAndSpelling April 2, 2007

Embrasive

Someone who hugs too much, pinches with violent affection, or generally cracks spines with their over-the-top effusive "Give us a kiss!" attacks.

Tom: "My aunt chipped my tooth yesterday."
Dick: "How?"
Tom: "It was either the bear hug, the cheek smack or the chin punch delivered along with her, "Smooky-kins, c'mere!"
Dick: She's so embrasive.

by dleesim September 19, 2009

embarassed

When you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".

Dear Americans:

Spell "embarassed" with 2 "R"s, 2 "S"s.

by kikimaru July 12, 2011

embassy

U.S. Embassy: the one place you can find in every big town in any country, worldwide, where any U.S. Citizen immediately feels at home and can be sure to get the appropriate attention and service he knows: McDonald's

"If you don't have American snacks with you, you might be forced to sample local products. You might not enjoy these local treats as much as the ones you are used to, so don't take any chances. (...) -Use the Embassy"

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by Mercator May 19, 2008

Second-hand Embarassment

The uncomfortable feeling you get from the embarassment that the person whom is embarassing themselves should be feeling, but isnt, perhaps because of being:
a. Mentally unstable
b. Under the influence of a controlled/uncontrolled substance

c. Socially retarded

Dude, I had the worst second-hand embarassment for Dennis the other night. He was singing a Phil Collins song from Tarzan to the bartender.

by Pheeya August 6, 2010

Embarassed Turtle

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.

The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.

by Fox Man October 24, 2007