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embarassed 

When you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".
Dear Americans:

Spell "embarassed" with 2 "R"s, 2 "S"s.
embarassed by kikimaru July 12, 2011

Embarassed Turtle 

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.
The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.
Embarassed Turtle by Fox Man October 24, 2007

EmbarASSed 

when you are taking a poop in a public place and someone walks in and you dont want them to hear you in the stall taking a loud poop so you clinch your butt to be quiet
i was in the bathroom at micky d's the other day with mud butt and some guy came in the room i was really EmbarASSed
EmbarASSed by Black-Hamlet August 31, 2010

embarassed 

the state or condition of being pregnant, originating from the hispanic root "embarazada"
Kemmeline and Surt seem to be very intimate with each and Kemmeline seems to have gained some recently. She is sooo embarassed!
embarassed by oinehc January 19, 2008

Emberassed 

Originally a typo of the word "embarrassed", 'Emberassed' (pronounced ember-assed), is the state of having your ass accidentally OR purposely lit on fire in the presence of the general public, therefore, hence the name, having the situation being called as an "Emberass" or "Emberassing" one.

(Created by GalacticHyaenidae + Teddie on Facebook)
Example of this word:

"We got so drunk last night that my friend Juan *emberassed me."

In a pun situation:

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she said the other day her parents told her that my friend Papito lit my ass on fire in front of her parents... That was really *emberassing..."
ass butt on fire ember hotass
Emberassed by Galactichyena March 27, 2016

Embrassing 

To paint jewelry or furniture to look like brass so people pay more for it
“Wow! How are you making that necklace look like that?”
“I’m embrassing it!”
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