Elyria Duster

When you die, after you are cremated, your girlfriend takes a mouthful of your ashes and gives your best friend a blowjob.
When I die I want Nathan to receive an Elyria Duster with my ashes.
by Theothefreak January 16, 2025
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elyria

city in northeast ohio where 75% of children there are on house arrest. it’s highschool is full of white wannabe gangsters who flex their moms rent money on their snap story. every few months a shooting goes down at a gas station, etc.
bro pull up to elyria

nah im not trying to die
by OmahaLover44 January 26, 2020
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