by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022
Get the Elvesmug. A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
Get the Elvesmug. a short girl with a deepish voice (hense elv) but she is usually gorgeous, and funny and loved by all
by iloveelc August 30, 2013
Get the elvmug. by Yes this Is real no hate October 1, 2019
Get the Elvemug. by gina_argentina January 14, 2009
Get the elvesmug. The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005
Get the Butt Elvesmug. The hyper-spacial entities that inhabit the DMT realm. Seemingly sentient, cheerful, mischievous little beings who love to play and show you their wonderful psychedelic alien machinery. The existence of the machine elves was popularised in the psychedelic community by the teachings of the great lord Terence McKenna (RIP).
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
"I exhaled the smoke and laid back with my eyes closed. Moments later I was in this large room made up completely of fractal patterns, and the machine elves were all around me! Finally I broke through."
by ndhan September 3, 2007
Get the machine elvesmug.