No Elton

No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."

Guy 1: If I were a girl, would you date me?

Guy 2: Definitely man.

Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*

Guy 2: No Elton man...

Guy 1: Oh

by Mikey Penguin June 07, 2010

Eltons

A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

by Ronzula May 27, 2008

Elton

To edit others messages in discord to suit your own narrative

Did you just Elton my message?

by Rebbew June 29, 2022

elton

another word for a dude who's gay.

Joe: Wanna play go fish?

Bob: Dude, you're so elton!

by Bad Ass Man October 27, 2005

No Elton

A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)

Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton!

Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.

by Mrs. Intelligent July 24, 2010

Elton

Male homo, like Elton John.

DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.

by Ill mon April 26, 2007

elton

Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.

Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)

by Kazan April 01, 2005