Elmo

The great deity who strives to rebuild this corrupt world in one of his own image.

Guy 1: Praise the Lord Elmo!
Guy 2: Praise the Lord Elmo!
Guy 3: Praise Jesus!
Guy 3: *dies*

by The REAL Eren Jaeger May 3, 2015

Elmo

if big bird and elmo had babies the would be ugly and who would thing of think of that

well i guss i would :(

by TYLER October 29, 2003

Elmo

a Elmo is a sweet sensitive drunk who just want to help everyone but ends up sometimes fucking things up, sex god. All girls go to him to have sex. a lot of people use and take advantage of his kindness. he's amazing and is extremly sweet.

Elmo is amazing, I love you.

by Sexyginger August 17, 2012

Elmo

ELMO - THE PENIS. An actual human penis and testicles, named ELMO, which were donated to the world's only Penis Museum, located in Iceland. Has RED pubic hair attached.

Elmo The Penis was donated by an American man who was over-endowed and had enough to share. Elmo and his balls belong to the museum. Even has RED HAIR! As found at: www.phallus.is

by Xizang December 12, 2006

Elmo

Awesome red monster, cooler than barney. Don't be mistaken, unlike Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Elmo can be enjoyed by anybody of any age because he's cool. Although he always says he loves his fucking crayons and fish which makes me wonder what he's on.

Everybody loves Elmo, Barney must die

by Cullengirl9878 June 27, 2009

Elmo

A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

Elmo

Red bitch

Kill meh elmo

by 22 jumpstreet June 13, 2018