Ellison

Ellison is a wonderful amazing girl who is talented at everything she does, she is very graceful and beautiful and everyone loves her. Be sure to make friends with an Ellison, or you’ll regret it. She’s a lot like an Ellie or a Grace. She’s also the cofounder of the famous band, the Barricade Boys, and co leader of the crayola cheese cult-I mean club.

Wow that Ellison sure is stunning!

by Grace valjean January 13, 2021

Ellison

-noun
1. a person regularly coerced into coaching youth sports.
2. individual of high intelligence that strives to slightly under achieve because over achieving would be too easy.

-adjective
1. being dominant
2. having an unrivaled grasp of common sense

-noun:
If we can't find someone to coach these kids, we'll just have to find an Ellison.
That looked remarkably easy; I bet he's an Ellison.

-adjective:
The world would be much better if Ellison decisions were more common.

by Cocky McSmarterthanyou April 28, 2010

ellipsis

An ellipsis (...) is used at the end of a sentence in stead of calling the person an outright dumb-ass or retard.

ellipsis =

Instead of asking me the questions you can just google it...

nice job...

well that was really smart...

by Viper949 June 2, 2011

Ellison

A real man. He is great-looking, somewhat athletic and very intelligent. He loves life and gets involved in as much as he can at one time. However size is not one of his preoccupations as he has nothing that need be compensated for.

That guy must be named Ellison! He seems just about perfect.

by Elektyr August 4, 2012

ellipsipation

The anticipation, frustration, and/or excitement experienced when texting with another person and the three dots (or ellipses) appear indicating that the other person is typing a response, but too slowly.

I texted her to ask her out and the three dots popped up, but she still hasn't sent the response; the ellipsipation is killing me!

by Shsgh1031 January 3, 2018

ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

Schizo ellipsis

A series of dots (...) frequently used in schizoposts, which can help identify such posts. Schizophrenia symptoms include a speech disorder called "looseness of association" that manifests in writing. Schizo ellipses are used by individuals with schizophrenia to link loosely related ideas, convey their thought process while writing, or omit information for an ominous effect.

Schizoposts often feature schizo ellipses and other punctuation errors, as the writer believes the reader already understands their point and doesn't need further explanation. Consequently, schizo ellipses end sentences without forming a question or statement, leaving the reader to "form their own conclusion" and wonder about WTF they just read.

"John couldn't help but notice the schizo ellipsis while reading /x/: 'The government is hiding the truth about aliens... I've seen them with my own eyes... but you wouldn't understand... it's all connected, you know... just wait and see...' It left him both curious and confused about the author's true intentions."

by thetruthisout2012 May 7, 2023