Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!
Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 11, 2021
"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!
A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.
by AngelTech February 25, 2022
by KetamineKrabs911 March 27, 2022
A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.
For those who are maidenless
For those who are maidenless
Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
by Elden Rat of Masochism May 04, 2022
A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.
A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.
11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.
A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.
11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo
SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF
the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo
SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF
the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
by 1337n00bh4xx0rfr0ms0ftsuxxxxxx April 02, 2022
by UltimateKeyboard May 03, 2022