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One of the many nicknames assigned to the current president of the Argentine Republic as of February 2019, Mauricio Macri.
- Che, have you heard? El gato just raised the taxes again!!
- Oh, c'mon!! MMLPQTP!!
El gato by MMLPQTP February 11, 2019
a sad standing kitten, named “el gato” by the community of TikTok, it means “the cat
Tim: “hey look it’s an el gato shirt
El gato by m4croanimates September 4, 2023
Literally "The Cat" in Spanish, but a dead "meme" mostly used in ROBLOX.
"El Gatooooo" -Dumbledore said calmly.
El Gato by Stellar64 March 26, 2024

el gato diablo 

1. the cat devil
2. nitnelav

el gato negro 

directly translated it means the black cat, but in slang it means the black pussy.
Got myself some gato negro last night with a big ass and some big titties to go with it.
el gato negro by CudaGuy August 21, 2004

El Gato Paradox 

When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.
I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?

I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.

Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
El Gato Paradox by Sparky31 March 28, 2009