Einstiens Mustache

When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"

I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night

by Dr Jager Dave June 10, 2010

einsteined

Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.

Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!

Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.

Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.

by lovecarlii May 27, 2009

enstine

when your friend cant spell einstein

man your quote me like im enstine

by BIG FUCKING BIG sCHOLARSHIPPP March 18, 2021

Einsteined

A sexual act, when you have your tongue wide and crazy eyes .

"hey dude, Me and my girl were so toasted, i totally einsteined her"

by Cryzaak May 18, 2021