Einstein

A female that's very good with her head. Not necessarily talking about intelligence but giving great oral sex.

Lil' Weezy - Pussy Money Weed: "Clothes are overrated, panties are debated
Einstein... her head is the greatest"

by Pete Treal June 21, 2008

einsteins

Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses

When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.

by Phmogli August 19, 2008

Einstein

Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.

M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN

by einsteinmek March 5, 2021

Einstein

1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.

1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?

by 3VegasBerger January 6, 2012

Einstein

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.

Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!

by flippytale January 13, 2004

einstein

A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.

Rad: WOW LOOK AT THAT EINSTEIN!

by radical1234 November 8, 2011

Einstein

The Einstein is a small gap or crevice in someone's hair. Its a bit like the part of a slot machine where you insert a coin.

The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.

"Ah Jason, I see you have an Einstein going on there."

"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."

by Zafo May 12, 2014