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Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.
Daniel is an egotesticle poser.
by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011
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A guy who's ego comes from his testicles.
He's egotesticle.
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A totally repulsive yet somehow strangely attractive ultramacho guy who thinks he is god's gift to women
I can't believe that egotesticle jerk had the nerve to kiss you and say "that should cure your asthma attack baby"
by ibizascientist January 31, 2009
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Men who like to THINK they have big balls
Stop being so egotesticle, there's nowt there!
by *~*Beccatigger*~* June 29, 2003
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Tom,Ashley's OVARYACTING because you're being a bit too egotesticle.
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1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
by Uni-baller April 28, 2010
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adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality
“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”
by raindropper February 8, 2013
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