Egotesticle

A guy who's ego comes from his testicles.

He's egotesticle.

by Kuppu March 17, 2021

Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.

Daniel is an egotesticle poser.

by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011

Egotesticle

A totally repulsive yet somehow strangely attractive ultramacho guy who thinks he is god's gift to women

I can't believe that egotesticle jerk had the nerve to kiss you and say "that should cure your asthma attack baby"

by ibizascientist January 31, 2009

Egotesticle

Men who like to THINK they have big balls

Stop being so egotesticle, there's nowt there!

by *~*Beccatigger*~* June 29, 2003

Egotesticle

A play on the original word:"egotistical"

Tom,Ashley's OVARYACTING because you're being a bit too egotesticle.

by Colin Palmer January 2, 2009

egotesticle

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

EGOTESTICLE

One who thinks they have more balls then they actually do

He is such a egotesticle jerk. If he actually had balls the size of his ego he would be a force to be reckoned with.

by Scrap Raff March 12, 2017