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Existential Crisis

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Realizing that life is meaningless, worthless, or at best, a shit sandwich.
With the Grexit looming Christine is having an existential crisis. Being a disingenuous creep, and not wanting to face the possibility that she is simply just a highly paid shit supplier to the world shit sandwich market, Christine does not opt to reform the accumulated rot of the IMF but opts instead to blame Greece.
by WeDontCall911 June 29, 2015
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Existential Crisis

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An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the their entire existence and asks themselves whether being alive even has a point or whether it's all pointless. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, making cereal and listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat
'oh no, Emma can't make it today she's having an existential crisis'
by BigNose395 November 19, 2019
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Existential Crisis

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An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.
'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'
by BigNose395 November 19, 2019
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Existential Crisis

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Obsessively looking for answers, not knowing why you exist, looking for the meaning of life and your reason to be here on Earth.
"My best friend of 5 years told me he was an existential crisis.. I simply asked my therapist what I should have answered.. His response, "Run!"
by olanchoparaiso February 23, 2017
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Edgystential crisis

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When you are between 14-19 and you learn that you cant trashtalk people online your whole life and being emo is just a phase
I feel like Anton isnt as toxic anymore, i guess he had an edgystential crisis
by OGBoy March 5, 2018
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