eggnog

a delicious holiday beverage made from eggs cream and lots of other stuff.

doctor:code blue eggnog overdose!
nurse:how bad is it?
doctor: he drank 30 kg of it.

by RED I July 8, 2006

Eggnog

A Christmas themed word for when a man comes into a woman's mouth.

Boy 1: I heard you tapped that girl last night
Boy 2: Yeah, I gave her a good drink of eggnog.
Boy 1: Nice.

by AsiansayWHAT? December 8, 2012

eggnostic

Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.

Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading "The Nog Delusion," he considers himself an eggnostic.

by Deltakilo7 November 12, 2010

eggnoctic

Wasted or drunk off of eggnog

Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.

by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

Eggosis

A Medical condition referring to when you look like an egg

David has been diagnosed with eggosis!

by NarNumbers December 19, 2017

eggnostic

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog

Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!

by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

Eggnod

The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.

It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.

The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.

Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod

Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.

Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.

by Lady Gaga's penis December 2, 2009