ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

egger

A stinky ass fart that smells like rotten eggs that causes most in a close radial proximity to feel the need to vacate the premise.

Damnit... Bill just laid one of those stinky ass eggers and now my eyes are watering.

by HotPocket June 27, 2007

Eggemy

Eggemy is the unholy amalgamation of Emily, and the word Egg. Though this sounds like an insult, trust me, it's a term of endearment. She will listen to ambient techno, look at lolcats (and proceed to lol) and make gigantopithicakes on a daily basis.

Who's chair is that? I didn't put that chair there.

That's eggemy's chair, dude. She'll knock your teeth down your throat if you touch it.

by Captain Coomey February 7, 2010

creme egger

A person who kisses like your tonge is the middle of a Creme Egg

There are too many examples of this to name!

by emily laura May 13, 2005

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003

ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.

look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.

by doctor deez June 14, 2010