Eggbertion

Whenever your friend has any problem, just tell them that they need an eggbertion

Friend: “dude, It’s so cold outside, I can’t feel my hands”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”

by Yich December 19, 2019

eggbert

A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.

It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.

by Jason Weiskopf April 6, 2019

Eggbert

An omnipotent being, inconceivable and infinitely impossible to understand. It is a representation for the entire universe, and is thus unable to be understood by the human race.

You have been subjected to the infinite excruciating anguish and tormentation by the being known as eggbert.

by Eggbert follower September 12, 2022

Eggbert

an egg, usually refereed to cooked eggs, such ad boiled, scrambled or poached.

Naomi: no Eggbert for you! I'm eating the last one

by Phoenixpotter January 24, 2023