eggbert

excellent toy catalog that ships monthly

Holy shit the eggbert catalog is here

by Crixxx February 29, 2008

Eggbertlicious

Deaf in one ear

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.

by Pingwan June 22, 2015

eggbert

A beanie baby made by TY who was only released for a short time.

'My new eggbert is so adorable!"

by Saraa June 11, 2006

eggbeen

a large bean the size of a rat that can be found in a lumberjacks asshole. somtimes black, but usually pink. in the early 1900's man of the amish consumed these for penis enlarger.

myh uncle jimmie used and eggbeen with my aunt bertha.

by floyds pajamas May 13, 2005

eggbert

A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.

It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.

by Jason Weiskopf April 6, 2019

Eggbertion

Whenever your friend has any problem, just tell them that they need an eggbertion

Friend: “dude, It’s so cold outside, I can’t feel my hands”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”

by Yich December 19, 2019

Eggbert

My name on JKLM. Also a dumbass who speaks like shit.

Man, eggbert is so good at this bombparty game!

Fuck you, Eggbert dickhead.

by eggbertcentral June 10, 2022