A smart ass that knows everything that ever has been, is now, and ever will be, and reminds everyone of this at every given moment. You try to reference something loosely just for effect, and this guy brings everything to a screeching halt correcting you with minor details, sounding all smart like. no one really likes this person, but he tags along like he’s part of the group. he is put up with though because usually the guy has a sweet house with a hot tub that you take full advantage of.
You: Dude, This rubix is impossible!
Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.
You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.
Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.
You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.
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Every man in this world adores her.
She is the perfect human being.
A unique girl .
Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Great smile, perfect sense of humour.
If you make her laugh by imitating people she knows!
A dreamy wifey.
Overall, she is one in a million
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