Effective Monday

When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

by Casey Fleming September 13, 2007

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

effective immediately

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.

The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

by BigPapiCreams April 6, 2022

effective altruism

Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.

Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing.

by thedonkeykingridesagain December 15, 2022

effective power

A text sent from hell this shit will make anyone's iPhone crash if its sent via text message. The origin of this is unknown rumors say ISIS is behind it because of the Arabic characters but there has been no evidence linked to that theory.

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Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
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My stupid friend thought it would be funny to send me the effective power text now my phone crashed and my text messages don't fucking work

by Effective Power May 31, 2015

effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.

1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".

by atng July 18, 2022

Effective Accelerationism

Don't slow down AI expansion, accelerate it, get out of the way, de-reg, and blow the sucker up.

The e-ack crowd, believed effective accelerationism was the answer to solving world issues, countering the effective altruism folks trying to do good.

by jmacofearth January 2, 2024