edenophobia

The (some would say unreasonable) Fear of singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran.

Person 1: “do you like Ed Sheeran?”
Person 2: “no I have edenophobia”

by Misha collins left tonsil November 3, 2021

Edgenuity

The learning website that was made in hell and used as a form of torture, especially during the covid-19 pandemic.

It makes people want to be in school rather than doing edge. It gives you hours of work EVERY day when you would rather be playing fortnite or watching netflix. There are always a lot of assignments and quizzes.

John: I wish the teachers would give us less work during the covid-19 pandemic.
Joseph: Yeah, edgenuity is killing me.
John: It's too much work, I already have 15 overdue assignments!
Joseph: Good luck with that.

by Covid-19onlineschool May 15, 2020

Eden Wan

He is a god and he can get any girl with ease. He 'Massachusets Slurpees' any girl he sees, including your mom and sister. He loves Apples of Edens and is the only thing he eats. Eden Wan is a guy who loves soccer and loves looking at girls right beside them.

"Damn son, he is such an Eden Wan"
"Yeah, I wish I could be an Eden Wan"

"When do you think you'll become an Eden Wan?"
"No one can be as good as him, girls or anything!"

by chiniese emporor December 12, 2017

Mc Eden

A RARE Mc Donalds delicacy. A sandwich constructed by replacing the bread from a McRib with 2 Apple Pies.

I can't wait for the McRib to come back so I can make a Mc Eden.

by Shelfed_D March 17, 2010

Elden Ring

No longer a myth!

Elden ring, the spiritual successor to dark souls

by lsjernfknaejglbrejklagbaefd February 24, 2022

Eden,New York

Hick town in western New York, United States. Home of the Eden raiders. Shitty football team and even more shitty basketball team. Unpopular sports like volleyball and wrestling are not all that bad at. vary popular for its corn production hosting the Eden corn festival every August.

Y’all get the corn from Eden, New York I hear it’s not half bad?

Where the hell is eden,New York?

by EWGP May 21, 2018

Edgenuity

Horrible mess up of a online schooling platform with almost every single day having over 20 assignments to do with no break times in-between lessons and hell. They didn't even bother to configure it better for online schooling because this was originally meant for normal schooling but since they were so greedy for attention they pushed it out immediately.

Me "I'm so fucking sick of Edgenuity, they don't bother do to jackshit about what people have to say"

Person: "Did you see we have even MORE Edgenuity assignments?"

Me: "I wanna fucking kill myself.

by Probably_Alive October 1, 2020