eat shit and die

When you demand a nearby person to eat feces of any animal (Human Or Not) and then become a non-living being.

eat shit and die, cunt.

by explodoboy April 3, 2017

eat shit and die

it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating

you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.

by flipynif November 17, 2004

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.

"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.

by Mike February 8, 2004

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

eat shit and die

Eat shit and Die.... Usually always said when mad!!! The again, my normal words to close friends are eat shit and die.

I wish I could do this.... 1) Grab a cup.... 2) Squat down and release the dump in the cup... 3) Grab a spoon... 4) Sit down the other person.... 5) Forcefully feed them the cup full of shit... 6) Hope that they die.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

eat shit and die

a term used when someone either loves you dearly or hates you with a burning passion.

eat shit and die bitch
-your best friend

by pseudonym in deez nutz July 6, 2022

eat shit and die

When your life truly sucks, and you shouldn't be around anymore. When you are a no good asshole and suck a llamas dick, you fucking JERK. When you fail out of school.

Chris: I failed my Music Production course, I'm not gruaduating.

Professor: eat shit and die!

by adda jones June 11, 2006