A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006
Get the easy bake oven mug.a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
by SML378 January 7, 2011
Get the Easy Bake Dutch Oven mug.The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
by thejellofactory January 18, 2010
Get the Easy Bake Oven mug.1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
by Kieffer Prestwich December 21, 2008
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My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
by Darwin Bradford March 30, 2009
Get the Easy Bake Oven mug.That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011
Get the Easy Bake Oven mug.A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.
by the joshbob August 17, 2009
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