Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

Earthquake

Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.

Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"

by MikeHunt509 February 1, 2014

Earthquake

During the sexual act of a Golden Gate (see Golden Gate) the tops lean forward over the bottoms and kiss. Thus looking like the towers of the bridge have collapsed.

"Totally banged those chicks last night, didn't we dude!?"
"Yeah, but was the kiss really necessary?"
"Yeah, totally, now we can so we earthquaked!"

by McCourt March 29, 2009

earthquake

when a man puts his hands or face in a womans breasts and shakes them vilontly.

last night that dude jake earthquaked me

by really walsh May 20, 2008

earthquake

When all five fingers are either in the ass or the vagina (but not both, unless you are going for the double)and the person moves his/her hand in a rapid wiggling motion.

Last night I gave Hannah the ol' earthquake until she was loose like a senior citizen

by HannahKraus February 27, 2009

earthquaker

someone who is so fat, when they walk the ground shakes.

she eats taco bell everyday, i think she's a earthquaker.

by cheyannespussy69 September 27, 2017