earmuffs

when a man blows it in his hand and proceeds to spread it on her ears then continues by shaving his pubes and attatching them to the semen making some kinky earmuffs.

her ears were cold so i made her some earmuffs

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Earmuffs

When a man gets a blow job while taking a shit. Holding his hands over her ears forcing her to finish before finishing his shit.

Jeremy "taking that dump was so much easier after blowing my load in her mouth." "Had to use the earmuffs technique"

by allstar711 October 13, 2010

Earmuffs

When a girl takes her thick thighs and wraps them around a guys head and ears like earmuffs.

Damn dude last night my girlfriend let me use her thighs as earmuffs.

by Heishvdhh September 22, 2023

Earmuffs

When your face is plastered in between someone's buttcheeks and the cheeks wrap around your head, covering your ears

"Yeah Kimberly let me put on the earmuffs on last night. I couldn't even breathe!"

by ElProfe713 March 8, 2025

Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008

Grecian Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.

Michael and Zac gave Maddie some wicked Grecian Earmuffs.

by UnderscoremyTilde April 3, 2009