A type of guy who is around 5"7', 130lbs He is great with the ladies and has always got a fat wad in his wallet. He enjoys a good party and often hits on drunken girls even best friends, occasionally getting laid.
#1: He is such an Ean.
#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
#1: He is such an Ean.
#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
#1: He is such an Ean.
#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
#2: Ya dude he's pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
by Autistic_Lemur June 22, 2009
Some lucky and toxic Asian kid that’s old enough to fuck your mom but young enough to fuck your sister
Hey dude I did your mom last and I’m going to do your sister tonight
Guy 1 Ean why you so toxic
Ean because I’m really lucky
Guy 1 Ean why you so toxic
Ean because I’m really lucky
by Getfuzzled April 08, 2019
He is funny. He's cute in more of a personality way than a physical way. He will make you laugh so much if you're on his good side. He might also really get on your nerves if you're not because he will be capping on you so to be friends or date him you got to be on his good side or be able to take the jokes. No matter what though he is awesome and if you got him don't let him go.
Person 1: man I am about to smack that boy Ean
Person 2: man he hilarious he roasted you
Person 3 (girl): he is so cute and funny u was dying he some comedy
Person 2: man he hilarious he roasted you
Person 3 (girl): he is so cute and funny u was dying he some comedy
by Anonymous Ice Bear November 06, 2019
by Neans July 19, 2005
i llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ean soooooooooooooo much
by LilNix11** January 06, 2022
6"5' hot Asian man who is like a GDC calculator, always there to solve your problems. When you see him in public you begin to faint from his emulating masculinity as he gets his bitches faster than he can solve Fermat's last theorem. He's always bagging at least 10 mommys at a time and drowning in their milkers, occasionally lending you some cuz he's such a lovely donny.
Marcus: Holy shit bruh, I saw a Ean eating out my mom bruh, I'm so blessed bruh
Krishney: Fr? Hope he finds mine, wish he was my daddy
Krishney: Fr? Hope he finds mine, wish he was my daddy
by Marqueefgunnersurrey October 11, 2021
A sort of ugly looking guy that would be way hotter if he were a girl. He is a sick and twisted fuck with a giant rhino cock and if pleasured by skull-fucking himself, no matter where he is, he will try and find somewhere to skull-fuck himself.
by J_e_w_r_a_f_f_e April 08, 2016