exi

a dumb stupid bitch

wow she's an exi

by [e-mail] June 4, 2020

Existemy

a enemy that needs to exist.

"The product was a existemy to humanity"

by Cryptonian Dream May 20, 2019

exid

10/10 girl group would recommend. the members are

jeonghwa; my ultimate dad

LE; has been stuck with the rest of the members for so long get her some therapy

hyelin; wtf is wrong with this girl i mean ten/ten vocals but she needs jesus

solji; on hiatus rn plz come back i miss u

hani; my number one oppa

friend: all those kpop girl groups are so annoying and ugly
me: *shows exid's hot pink mv*
friend: oh hey im not straight anymore

by urmomgayerthanmine May 23, 2018

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

WOW! YOU EXIST!

The best compliment you can ever get from a mathematician.

For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:

All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.

In Baldi's basics, if you answer all 3 questions in the first notebook correctly, Baldi compliments you with "WOW! YOU EXIST!". I then thought Baldi was a based chad, until that impossible question...

by EpicScientician December 5, 2021

Existential Crisis

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

by X_Random_X October 25, 2015