excrement

waste matter discharged from the bowels; feces.

the dog made a piece of excrement on the floor.

by 脚ぬください January 12, 2020

Excrement

Excellent, great, good.

"I got my oats with that Jenny last night and shot all over her face!"
"Excrement"

by JooBoy November 13, 2003

Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

Excrement

Fancy word for shit

There is excrement on the floor

by IntergalactalEnergy December 18, 2022

Excrement!

soft term (substitute of "shit") used by people who think that swearing will make them go to hell.

Swearing dude: oh shit! i forgot to do my fucking homework!

Hell-fearing wimp: oh excrement! i forgot to do my "sex-having" homework!

by yeah whatever January 21, 2005

excrement expo

A synonym of shit show or fecal festival; a crazy time when anything can happen.

Jeff: "Hey man, you should swing by my place on Friday night. It's going to be a total excrement expo!"
Ryan: "Real shit show, huh? I'll be there!"
*Ding Dong*
Jeff: "Welcome to the shit show, man."
Ryan: "Um...it smells bad in here. Where's the keg? Why don't I see any hot girls?"
Jeff: "Even better my friend. This right here is a rare petrified dropping from a 15th century dodo bird...oh and this one over here came from a woolly mammoth 100,000 years ago!"
Ryan: "Dude. I didn't realize you meant that literally. This is a bunch of bullshit."
Jeff: "No, the bull shit is in the other room. Really interesting stuff. Let me show you."
Ryan: "Screw this. I'm swayze."

by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

Excrement Firecracker

Originally quoted by Jack Dylan Grazer. When one shoves a firecracker up their anus and lights it on fire with the wick sticking out of ones anus.

Harley: I’m going to commit Excrement Firecracker!

David: No! Don’t do it!
Harley: *Explodes from the inside out*

by cookiemonsterthepimp November 6, 2019