The most important person you’ll ever have, very trustworthy, very much the most attractive person in the world. Evander is kind hearted,goofy,forgiving, and yet humble. Evander has the biggest ego. He has a beautiful soul. He means the world to the person that loves him the most, and that person would never try to get rid of Evander
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Get the Evander mug.Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!
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Get the Evander mug.Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.
Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.
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