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escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.
I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.
by anonymous February 18, 2004
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Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)
She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.
by not_you January 23, 2009
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Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.
Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj
by mcloovesex June 14, 2011
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Escrotious Intent

-To subvert sound opinion and gut feelings with facts and logic.

-To ignore one's inner voice and instead choosing to follow documented facts
Bill knew that what he thought was true because he just knew it... knew it in his gut, regardless of facts and logic. Dave's attempt to blur Bill's reasoning with legal documents was escrotious.

Your Honor, I object on the basis of escrotious intent. My client knows what she feels and the court should accept that.
by Burt McFactual September 7, 2013
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escort slang

Any one of a million acronyms or pseudonyms used to describe services offered by escorts (prostitutes). Typically used to avoid incriminating themselves if they are busted. Examples - ymmv your mileage may vary, dfk deep french kissing, greek(anal), bbbj bareback blowjob, cbj covered blowjob, gfe girlfriend experience etc....
Joe: "hey i banged that escort last night."
Josh: "yea? How was it, did she let you go greek?"
Joe: "whats that mean?"
Josh: "oh, it is escort slang for anal
Joe: " yes she took it in the ass, but it costed an extra 20 bucks!"
by joebeezy March 29, 2015
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Party Escort Submission Position

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
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