Noisy, cool and collected. Loves fun and is often abnormal. Often misrepresented. I guess I'm writing it myself.
You're such an Eilish!!!
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by billieegirl November 16, 2021
Get the Eilish mug.Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
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A person or specimen in which listens/uses billie eilish for clout and popularity.
A person or specimen in which listens/uses billie eilish for clout and popularity.
Savannah: you should watch me in a crown.
Nina: Its you should see me in a crown. You are such a billie eilish local.
Nina: Its you should see me in a crown. You are such a billie eilish local.
by SmartboiLogan November 7, 2019
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She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.
Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”
by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020
Get the billie eilish pirate baird o'connell mug.a billie eilish stan is someone who is in love with the songs: coap, wiwo, ilomilo, 8, etc..
billie eilish stans, will do anything for their bae (billie) and if anyone says anything bad about her they will go for them.
billie eilish stans, will do anything for their bae (billie) and if anyone says anything bad about her they will go for them.
by billiemybae November 22, 2019
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