egotesticle

1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).

"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"

by banjolin October 6, 2011

egotesticle

adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality

“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”

by raindropper February 8, 2013

Egotesticle

Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia

John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle

by brotoriousbig June 9, 2011

Egotesticle

1. Believing oneself to be more intelligent than, having a right to dominate, or being owed sex from women because one possesses testicles.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.

He had a rather egotesticle attitude about women's appearances, without bothering to to address his own.

by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003

Egotesticle

A guy who's ego comes from his testicles.

He's egotesticle.

by Kuppu March 17, 2021

Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.

Daniel is an egotesticle poser.

by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011

Egotesticle

A totally repulsive yet somehow strangely attractive ultramacho guy who thinks he is god's gift to women

I can't believe that egotesticle jerk had the nerve to kiss you and say "that should cure your asthma attack baby"

by ibizascientist January 31, 2009