Ear Fuck

when a person (e.g. mum, dad) won't stop nagging you.

for fuck sake mum your such an ear fucker.

dad your giving me an ear fuck

by david let December 26, 2006

Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...

I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked

by Rude Rory July 26, 2010

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 12, 2019

ear fucked

Listened to extensively, as in music; enjoyed throughly

Ed ear fucked the hell out of "Paradise Circus" and the album Heglioland by Massive Attack. He listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.

by spag4 December 6, 2012

ear fucking

getting fucked through stretchers, gauges in your ear.

Anna got ear fucked by a penis, while she went on an inter provincial vacation. ear fucking includes a penis and a large hole in the earlobe of a man or woman.

by gaytubelover August 22, 2011

Ear-Fucked

When a man pulls out and then cums in your ears

Man I ear-fucked her so good,she cant hear anymore

by Car-Car<3 March 30, 2009

Ear fuck

Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.

"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005