dwank

Things or situations that are: Messed up. Terrible. Uncool. Not right. or Jacked up.

Ryann: Sorry man, I can't text you. My mom just took away my phone for not doing my chores.
Jeff: Fuck that's dwank.
Ryann: I know right?! Fuck.

by bobvsjeff June 13, 2011

danky

This word is a adjective that means lit, cool, fire, savage.

Guy 1: We still going to that concert this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah its bout to be danky.
Guy 1: BIG FAX

by Mr. Dankies March 13, 2018

Danky Dan

Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.

Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.

Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.

Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.

Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.

Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!

Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!

by goanna greg April 8, 2019

danky spanky

When you get hella blazed before you fuck.

Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky

by umbels March 22, 2009

Danky-stanky

Adjective describing a place or situation permeated by the rich odor of dense marijuana smoke.

I hope my parents don't open the cigar box on my desk, cause it is totally danky-stanky.

by micah the fox December 6, 2006

Danky fidd

The strange but delightful smell of the ocean

When I was about a mile from the beach, I rolled down my window and immediately smelled the danky fidd.

by Poopy1a1 September 2, 2010

danky

Adj.- Used when describing really potent/dank weed. Only used on special occasions when extremely good bud comes around.

Group of stoners: Damn, i can smell that all the way from over here!

Carrie: I know, Its some danky ass bud!

Group of stoners: Pass that shit!

Carrie: Only if you can hang with me .. ;)

by Stoney McGee April 18, 2007