dutchman handshake

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name

As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.

by mircea.ene July 30, 2010

Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009

Lost Dutchman

When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.

When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.

by ClarenceCarterIV May 19, 2006

Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009

deutschland

Germany in the German language.

I went to Deutschland yesterday.

by Hans August 14, 2003

Deutschland

The German word for Germany. Germany was originally going to be named something closer to Deutschland other than how it is until some asshole had to fuck it all up.

German: Deutschland
English: Germany

by Lynx_User58 August 13, 2005

Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.

Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016