dutch windmill

Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."
by spooderman February 20, 2015
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Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall
Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.
by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020
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The Dutch Windmill

This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.

Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)

and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.

And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"

Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
by Brandon DUH January 29, 2009
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Dutch Windmill

The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
OMG guys did you hear? Camilla totally gave Glenn a Dutch windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 10, 2021
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The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025
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