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Dester Dick

It's a unit of measurement based on Dester's dick. Yes, an actual person's penis length. It is somewhere between 21 and 30 centimeters.
Royland: "Yo, man. Your burger is frickin' huge! How big is it?"

Tomithy: "Man, I'm eatin' a fuckin' Dester Dick! How big do you think it is? I'll be eatin' it for two days!"
by Juicy Bunny Boo October 19, 2011
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Dick Dusted

The act of intentionally or unintentionally farting on an erect penis. This is most often experienced during aggressive foreplay.
After demolishing some Taco Bell last night Samantha dick dusted me while we were making out
by Snaproll3570 March 7, 2020
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